Good to know. It’s California rice.

Microsoft is working hard to get you to transition to a Linus Distribution. Thank you microsoft for your hard work and dedication.

McDonalds trying to replicate the “flame broiled burger” that BK has.

Fat Donnie has no idea what the duties of the US President even are. Dear Karma, one fast golf ball to the noggin would be appreciated.

Fire sale 2025 at The White House Tesler lot! Deals Deals Deals! It’s all gotta go! 0.003% financing.

And the gays fully control the weather. This sounds like a new Marvel or DC series where the gays+trans team up to destroy the nazis.

Hackers need to empty his bank accounts.

That’s funny because I just bought rice yesterday and it was $1.00 cheaper than normal. And since it’s gown in the US there won’t be a tariff. However, everything will be going up, so… I’ll be eating that rice a lot.

Not if we find you first bitch!

He wants to be just like putin. He should be in jail!

I also signed up to quite a few on Mastodon, Kbin (mbin), MissKey, Pixelfed, Lemmy, Loops. I did that to experience the local community. Some of those instances either ended, or became so horrific I deleted my account. I really only use 4 of them regularly.

Twitter is worth 3 Rubles & 6 sheets of toilet paper. Money laundering is happening.

When he leaves NATO, we need to worry about Canada, Greenland and Panama. He will start a war to make them US property.

They literally installed spyware in the WH. National security is an utter joke with these traitors.

“You got this!” What kind of magic spell do you think that fucking phrase is?? That is one of the stupidest, low self esteem phrases in the last 50 years.

It’s not trump, it’s christians, and it’s been going on since the 1950s.

Dear students in Texas. Every time a teacher asks you something, moo. Never say anything to anyone at school but moo. The More You Know.

The GOP only ‘solve’ the imaginary emergencies they make up. No real work happens. It’s called government supported welfare, taking pay but no work.

It’s pretty clear he’s a putin asset.

No.

1. He has no idea how to use a gun.
2. If you gave him a gun other things would just get broken. He’s an incompetent idiot.