The wolves were supposed to be the bouncers at the hip new club “Yellow Stone” and they were shirking their duties and started working at a different club called “The Underworld.” Because they weren’t there to stop those horny bastards, they fucked all those trees. It’s called wood for a reason, amirite? /s
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The stale bread is fine for expansion. It’s the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.
Yes, it’s called the present, and the Neanderthals have control of the White House.
Realtor: “It’s ocean front on 4 sides!” Potential buyer: “So, it’s on an island?” Realtor: “Not really, no.”
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauceEnglish5·1 month agoA right she’s happy to not extend to our country’s children.
I think I’d add a panel before 1 and show it running from far away and remove what is currently the 4th panel entirely. I get that it’s a different joke, but I think it’s funnier. OR, if you’re going to make the existing joke, don’t have the antelope say it, add something nondescript labeled “your feelings” chasing it and make the cheetah’s eyes bulging only in the last panel.
It comes from a place of love. 💕
Depends on the field. In my field people talk. Word would get around that you lied, plus you might get reported to our certification board. If that happened, there would be no interview at the second company because your certification would be gone and not coming back, and everyone checks certification status because it’s so easy.
And it shows! You look like just 1.8 hippos now!
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•China to impose 34% retaliatory tariff on all goods imported from the U.S.English5·1 month agoDid they? Unless they edited their comment, it sounds very open to me.
I love getting overpowered early on and coasting through the rest of the game. I’m also a junk collector and try to get as much stuff as I can so that whenever a new recipe opens up, I can make whatever my team needs and continue the coasting.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•After clemency from Trump, man goes on crime spree: Latest arrest involves toddler4·1 month agoDecades. The frequency might decrease after the president they blamed was out of office, but they’d attach it to the Democratic party and haul it out and dust it off periodically to blame the Democratic party.
I just turn it around. “I have blah blah skills and interests. It looks like you need blah and offer blah opportunity.” It’s easy for me, though, because I have a specialty certification.
Many of us are ambivalent. We are overwhelmed by the terrible things happening around us. We can stick our heads in the sand, but we can’t help fix things if we don’t know what is happening. I take breaks from Trump/Musk news, but I can’t stay away forever if I want to fight for my family, and maybe my country.
Or maybe just dismembered without the drawing… They’ve been through enough…
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump says he is not joking about third presidential term1·1 month agoI’m talking about a distinction for why not holding elections in Ukraine might be acceptable, while it is not in the U.S.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump says he is not joking about third presidential term7·1 month agoThe line of succession does not get any better. Vance will be a puppet, but he will also be more cruel to try to show that he’s as good as DJT. He can’t command DJT’s followers like DJT. So, he’s going to try to control them in other ways. That’s when things will get out of hand.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump says he is not joking about third presidential term3·1 month agoI would add that the war with Ukraine is also happening on Ukraine soil, which is very different than a war happening across large bodies of water, as is more likely for the U.S.
The Net with Sandra Bullocksies.
I think they understood you were fighting fire with fire. What they were saying is that more people get burned from fires than just the people who set them.