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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • The wolves were supposed to be the bouncers at the hip new club “Yellow Stone” and they were shirking their duties and started working at a different club called “The Underworld.” Because they weren’t there to stop those horny bastards, they fucked all those trees. It’s called wood for a reason, amirite? /s






  • I think I’d add a panel before 1 and show it running from far away and remove what is currently the 4th panel entirely. I get that it’s a different joke, but I think it’s funnier. OR, if you’re going to make the existing joke, don’t have the antelope say it, add something nondescript labeled “your feelings” chasing it and make the cheetah’s eyes bulging only in the last panel.



  • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksHired
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    1 month ago

    Depends on the field. In my field people talk. Word would get around that you lied, plus you might get reported to our certification board. If that happened, there would be no interview at the second company because your certification would be gone and not coming back, and everyone checks certification status because it’s so easy.







  • Many of us are ambivalent. We are overwhelmed by the terrible things happening around us. We can stick our heads in the sand, but we can’t help fix things if we don’t know what is happening. I take breaks from Trump/Musk news, but I can’t stay away forever if I want to fight for my family, and maybe my country.