I love these, I don’t even know who the Martok character was, but they’re so deliciously stupid and I giggle smirk at every last one so thanks for doing them

Hehe just what I thought

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FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’

Sorry but the whole chart is misaligned here. Lawful good is dog-earing the page: it requires zero extra items and uses the structure of the book itself, and it doesn’t get in the way like a (shudder) ribbon does.

All others are chaotic evil options that get in the way of reading

I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up

In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!

That’s a great pseudonym, if it is one. Troy Hunter, i.e. hunter of trojans. Fantastic

…modding?

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nice try sweetcheeks but as predicted, a second came

& when you call them out they want to lead you down this endless response chain. You wonder if they get bonuses for it

Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there

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Know what the other “tell” is? They write a wall of text. Big thick paragraphs. It’s a thing, start looking for it.

The very fact that someone like this is “still around “ is a damned red flag about mods at this point, probably?

Jeebus christ. That’s… horrible

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