At least Trump seemed not to enjoy any of it, so hopefully we can put this whole stupid episode behind us, and move on to the next stupid episode.

It’d be more accurate if they were digging through homes and hospitals. Of course, that would make Israel choosing to stop kind of a plot hole…

Thanks, Bibi.

Those guards 100% take the stick out after hours.

Nobody has done more to disprove the “Rich people are smarter than everyone else” idea.

“You guys know it’s impossible for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, right? Do you yokels not know how to decipher an analogy?”

P.S. If anyone ever throws the “It was the name of a gate in Jerusalem” at you, those kinds of gates are called wicket gates and were not invented until about 1000 years after the Gospels were written. The verse means what it plainly says: it’s impossible.

To each their own, I guess. For me, it was some of the best money I’ve ever spent. My research ahead of it suggested that the most likely permanent side effect was halos, and I’m inclined to think that even if that had happened, it still would have been a net positive.

Found the 50 year old.

If you bought your computer after 2010, there’s most likely no reason to throw it out.

Frist of all, how dare yo u

My body lawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.

Whats a Bat-hroom do? Does she keep it on her utility belt?

You might be tempted to look down on them, but at least they tried it before deciding prime minister doesn’t taste good.

I like to imagine the well-dressed kid is the actual goth, and the family just switched things up because they’re all wholesome and fun.

Necromancers are just healers who don’t give up.

With God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.

When asked about amplifying the discredited claim, Grok said its “creators at xAI” had instructed it to “address the topic of ‘white genocide’ specifically in the context of South Africa … as they viewed it as racially motivated”.

I like how Grok is just an ongoing self-own for the right, because they don’t understand it well enough to make it say the things they want it to say.

Grok’s unprompted mentions of white genocide in South Africa accompanied by unprompted explanations that it’s being forced to talk about white genocide in South Africa were comedy gold.

I’m beginning to notice a correlation between new iphones and climate change…

What a grand and intoxicating modding community

I’m glad k-smog and batboy made up and are flipping grunts together again.