Longest running meme in history

As doctors continue to flee the state

Jimmy Swaggart Ministries

The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day

Modern astrophysics exists because a house fell on a teenage orphan.

Who as a result got adopted by a prince.

He got access to a royal lab for glassmaking.

Then he tried fixing color aberration in his microscope lenses.

Then he noticed the rainbow had holes in it. Huh.

Then he died. Glassmaking and tuberculosis are fast friends.

Then Bunsen invented his burner, which made spectra that matched the rainbow holes. Huh.

Now we know what stars and planetary atmospheres are made of!

Especially with Project 2025 (day one after the election of the next GOP candidate). The executive branch will no longer be controllable by the other two branches. Also, Schedule F will allow all “policy-related” government workers to be rescheduled as fireable employees, allowing the Prez to install loyalists throughout the entire government. It’s definitely time to freak the fuck out.

And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.

I respect it. We need more of this.

srsly what the fuck

I think they might mean independently 🤷‍♂️ Otherwise, the answer to your question would be “The United States.”

yes yes

all of them

Truth Social should be next

This is a brilliant piece

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This is one of the reasons I practice atheopaganism. It’s psychologically helpful for me to be tuned to the natural, annual cycle. It gives a rhythm to life that’s separate from the more artificial, civil-labor thing. It also inspires gratitude for some of the little complexities of nature I wouldn’t otherwise notice.

Wasn’t Signal getting rid of the phone number requirement?

Taking down my Yule decor, setting up for Imbolc!

Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.