So my “routine” is to not purposefully exercise at all.

Hear me out.

Working out at gym or just lifting for the sake of exercise drives me crazy. I always want to be accomplishing something or getting something done. So I bike to work twice a week. That’s 18 miles round trip in a hilly area. Great for cardio and legs. I also rock climb with my son twice a week for roughly 2-3 hours. So thats uppwr body and hand strength. Throw in an “active” weekenf life and i get plenty of exercise.

Now diet is the big one. Last year, after some experimentation I removed nearly all sugars from my diet. The calories I would have consumed from straight sugars I replaced with complex carbs (bread, pasta, rice). It was a hard transition to make and I had to teach myself to crave different things. But the result was 40lbs down over one year (205 > 165ish) . I can see my abs (not a super 6 pack or anything) and I get those sexy little hip lines that my wife loves. The one downside is that none of my pants fit and I have to cinch them with belts.

Mine is excedrin and a big ass cup of coffee

It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how “into it” they both were.

Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.

The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.

Snake River Conspiracy

Yes, got mine after my 2nd kid was born. Definitely a good choice for me and my wife. Neither of us like condoms and every horminal birth control she’s taken has caused more problems than they were worth.

I don’t know if this is what you’re looking for but i feel the same way and found myself reading a lot on Literotica. I use MS Edge and have it read the stories aloud since I don’t like sitting and reading.

I’m a 43 yo bi guy and I’ve delved into all sorts of genres. Even though I don’t masturbate to it immediately, it does make the experience better later in with my usual porn.

Also, it’s the only way I get to feel a lot of those giddy, sexy, excited feelings I got when I was a younger lad.

PS. You can install Edge on Android.

Just finished this one. And honestly, it broke my brain and how I interpret other written narratives.

2nd on the physical copy. This text doesn’t work otherwise.

This was my introduction to Mieville. What a wild story told through China’s extremely dense language.

…keep a dictionary handy.

The premise for this book was so strange I often had to reread passages to fully understand the differing perspectives of people standing next to one another and yet be in two different realities.

Then get a little person and now you’re getting kinky.

I can’t recommend meshtastic enough. I have 2 radios and I get to chat with other like minded folks over off the grid encrypted p2p 100s of miles away.

Ouch

Sleep till noon?

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors’ parents’ home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development…

Ive never rexperienced anything like it. It happens extremely fast. Dr injected into the IV and instantaneously every muscle in my body contracted (at least that’s what it felt like), I lost my vision temporarily although my eyes were still open. Similarly I couldn’t hear anything either. I was filled with an extreme feeling of…rushing…adrenaline… Really hard to describe. I felt my heart give one last big THUMP and then stop.

And suddenly, my heart started again. My vision and hearing restored, I was back in the ER surrounded by Dr and nurses and techs. Breathing hard, somewhat confused and experiencing a little twinge in my back from the contractions.

The whole experience took maybe 3-4 seconds. It felt like minutes.

Have gotten a dose of this before in the ER. Absolutely do not recommend!!

This would appear to be my wife’s strategy as well.

Pretty much anything by Birthday Massacre.

Mine is activated by blinking hard.

I’ve attempted to quicksave a couple of times before parallel parking my truck.