I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

The end credits music was quite good if I remember right though.

Hey, I need my right hand to navigate to the juicy parts.

I will, in Burnout Revenge, because it’s the superior game.

Probably some version of DOS, I can’t remember. First Linux distro was Fedora Core 4.

I doubt it, but when does anything live up to the hype?

I reckon it’ll be a decent game, but the multiplayer will likely be worse than GTA 5 as they try more things to get our money and fewer things to entertain us.

I’d use a better compression method and kick the can down the road to the next sucker to take the job.

Guitar Hero was a bastard for this back in the day, every time I shut my eyes I’d see the notes coming for me.

That’s nature’s pocket.

While you’re down there doc…

Damn, I pay something like £65 for that speed in the UK.

Start a tech company, then sell out to a corporation.