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Excuse me?? A reply by THE Alex Sadler about the TV show Chuck?? I think I can turn off the Internet for the day. I’m satisfied.

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How much did they cost you?

Easier to replace the light switch at that point

[email protected] ?

Have you worked in a lifeless, joy sucking office job?? Cause that’s what you look like after the first week

If that 80 year old’s name was Jack Bauer, that would be justified. He can kill you with that KitKat

didn’t draw my gun or anything

Pfft. And you call yourself a cop. The shame!

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If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you’re not getting the invites…it may not be the orgies that have stopped…

Oh I don’t own the stock. But you can’t deny that it’s been a great asset for anyone that got in early. Saying it’s down 30% from 6 months ago without looking at the big picture is short sighted.

Also, fuck Elon

zooms out 5 years

Up nearly 800%

Yooo hooo

Are you making a suggestive cat call? Or do you just like the chocolate beverage 😊

He said what he said!

Unlike the cake

My step mom’s step cousin

… But now I’m suuuuuuper curious

Write a witty Lemmy msg

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?