Taxing doesn’t solve the problem either. Don’t go around assuming everyone’s a liberal who thinks that capitalism can be made to “work” by introducing taxes.

We should be way past taxing at this point.

We don’t even get multiple outfit options. We get

• a suit
• an innoticably different suit

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?

Karl Marx in my ass

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

Gotta stay in practice.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

It still has cogwheels.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?

But then how did he get to play?

It’s brilliant in its simplicity. I’d never think of that. I’d try to overengineer something out of the environment, but with less skill than MacGyver.

Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?