• for Storage: Hetzner Nextcloud: 1TB for 5€/month , 5TB for 17€/month
• Bitwarden offers servers in the EU and is open source, alternatively there is 1Password (canadian) for 2,65€/month with a yearly subscription
• for mail posteo.de (1€/month for 2GB mailbox with 2 alias adresses included)

That’s just satire. That “quote” is so obviously not a quote.