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Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
Ok, keep your secrets. I’m just so tired of being a disappointment to others.
Another, there is.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!
Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
You may attract python too!
It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!
Please run for congress. Now.
The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:
There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?
I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.
It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.
That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus’ supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.
For me it was the guy in slide one with the lil’ sebastian pony tail. Brick man is just the washed up kool-aid man after the royalties ran out and the brain damage kicked it from repeated head trauma (plus diabeetus). Ohh nooo!
800 amps is almost enough to run Roblox at 23 fps
Type B seen some shit, and it is probably Type-I’s fault. Regardless, I want whatever life strategy Type-K’s figured out.
That hideous alien creature on the wing during a storm? Me. That’s me. I saved 19 bucks on my ticket and got TWO bags of peanuts on standby! The peanuts blew away one by one somewhere over Iowa but I had beef jerky backup, as all responsible travelers do.
That guy stuffed into a 1970’s Samsonite in the unpressurized baggage hold? Also me.
One time I mailed myself through USPS. If it fits it ships flat rate!! It hurt when I got drop-kicked onto a porch though. More emotionally than anything else.
Maybe I’m just physically intimidating, or a braggart, but I always get the full can of soda
The legroom may force me to drink it with my knees above my head, but still, chalk up a win for the common man
If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal ‘transit time’). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!
“Yeah, well I’m going to start losing even harder!”
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese