Was expecting Saddam Hussein

Knifes because that’s what one keeps in their prison wallet, and lightbulbs because one is looking for something else up there.

Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.

I believe it’s actually named after William the chicken.

Alita: Battle angel is pretty much a rollerball remake.

As if Nintendo would donate anything. The probable reason for using a Gameboy instead of a DS is that Nintendo wanted too much for licencing the use of the DS.

I’m going to guess that almost everyone here is in one of the 3 households that spends less.

Nah, it’s them “smelling” with their Jacobson’s organ. In this case probably all the disturbed cat scents caused by the brushing.

Sunglasses. There’s very little difference in terms of UV protection between cheap and expensive glasses and at the rate I scratch or break them it would be idiotic to spend a lot of money on them.

I would suspect that they really are counterproductive. Deer standing peacefully beside a road aren’t a problem, deer running across a road to get away from a noise are.

Headrush. It’s part of the appeal! Funny story, I once stood up too quickly and as I opened the door to leave the room I had a headrush. I grabbed the top of the door for support, but also fell against it trapping my fingers, so I yanked it back and smacked the door into my face, so I pushed it away and trapped my fingers in the top. Good times.

Thanks for letting us know.

The whole universe is covered in bills. We all would probably be dead by suffocation.

Couldn’t there just be a single line of bills stretching out to infinity?

Just like Starfleet’s uniforms.

Yeah. Screw you showerhead!

“Hi Fat, I’m nobloat!”

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I don’t think the double exclamation marks are doing you any favours.

Grey Squirrels I presume. I imagine they don’t want the reds killed.

Nearly. The first name is pronounced “Chris”. Doubt that’ll stop a Starfleet captain with a bloodlust for innocent victims of transporter accidents though.