So what you are saying is:
“Hmmm I get to choose between a turd sandwich and a burger. We tried the turd sandwich before and almost died of food poisoning so we went with the burger and noticeably, everybody avoided the hospital after that meal. The burger seems to be in decline though, they are serving it cold now… but the turd sandwich is just as smeared and stinky as before… I guess we got to try the turd sandwich again?”
We wish… the good/bad neighbour analogy is very apt here; whatever happens in the USA spills over here all the time.
We are about to enter our own Trump shit show when PP is elected next year.