My Own Grave - As I Lay Dying

Is anyone really shocked? They publicly stated months ago that 70% of VMware’s profits come from Fortune 500 companies and that’s what they would focus on.

My wife needs a printer for work and I hate the thing. I’ve firewalled it off as much as I can for two reasons:

1. they’re usually a massive security vulnerability
2. if it updates its firmware it won’t take cheaper 3rd party cartridges anymore

The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around