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2 months agoI got hooked on that no shipping and Amazon Video for a short while, but I haven’t missed ordering from then in the last 8 or so months since I cancelled. As far as missing the video, yarr, avast ye hearties!
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18·3 months agoI wish that I had Chesse’s girl
“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
To paraphrase Office Space:
Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Shirt
2·4 months agoRemove the water from the bottom of the ocean
2·5 months agoMy great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.
It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh
The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.
It’s an adjective?
(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)
6·11 months agoAlso you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!
2·11 months agoYou got lucky. I did that once and my engine never started again :(
I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!
NotPennysBoat
Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.
How should I say should? How should I talk talk? Should I talk to the Colonel about putting the scissors in the drawer?
Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused