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Oh it’s… wait shit I’m dumb how dare you

Actual sir spotted

Bring out the Yorkshire Gold blend!

I haven’t set foot in a public pool since I learned that chlorine doesn’t have a smell, and that public pool “chlorine” smell is actually chloramines - made from the chlorine in the pool reacting with ammonia in urine.

Avoiding the shark is just an added bonus