That’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.

The pic is from Bofuri.

I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I’m a dummy right now.

Let’s dispense with this notion that America should be looked up to. We shouldn’t, and we seem to be the only ones at this point who don’t know that.

As an unfortunate USian, I get a small panic attack any time the red option is shown as the winner of an election. Good on Y’all for not catching too much of our crazy.

Gonna use my PIN number to get a bit of cash from the ATM machine.

I never used it to begin with. It was always some old-timey gesture I only ever saw in media. The first time I did see it in person, it was used in a “Made you look and now I get to slap you upside the head” sort of game.

Dogs also typically love to trample the whole yard until it’s nothing but clay and dandelions.

Bro there’s a Canadian guy on Youtube who built a loud-ass siren out of plywood in his garage. No speakers. No fancy electronics. Just a motor and some wood. These do not need to be complex things.

Your guess is as good as mine.

I don’t remember if it was that movie or another Bruce Willis action movie, but there was a particular nonsensical line that sticks with me decades later. “I don’t care about any of this sweet tooth boot wash!” Like, wut?

Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it’s good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.

Artist probably needed an extra label or two to make the structure look right.

Where I live it’s either cold and burns my lungs to do any outside exertion or hot and saps all my energy, with a brief tolerable window between.

Bro why are you so defensive about a bunch of poison-belching stink bombs?

I don’t think that’s what the headline meant.

Imagine all the people living for today!

But without alternating case, how else are we supposed to denote SaRcAsM aNd MoCkErY??