Hell yeah I want that Shire life
Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.
You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.
I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.
I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.
I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.
If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.
Ahhh yes a classic from an earlier time.
Marijuana baby, that sweet sweet leaf.
But… Pie…
Hey you quit smoking! That’s hard to do. You’ll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!
It’s about time!
Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!
Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
This blew me away when I saw it as a little kid at my grandma’s house.
But what if I’m scared to reply?
Oh that’s perfect
They post so fast, they appear to be in two places at the same time.
They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.