You’re a printer Harry.

“Touching grass “ sounds like a Sexual Innuendo. Maybe it’s just me. Didn’t mean anything by it just thought it was funny :( Womp womp

A little TMI but glad you are enjoying hiking!

The other times you shit the bed

What are you doing step inflation!?

Justle jar

Threesome. Maybe it’s not all it’s hyped up to be but wouldn’t mind finding out

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Right? We have had them since around 20:30 all the way leading to midnight :/

Highly recommend protonmail which also has a free tier.

noobab

I hope you like keyboards

Or a therapist

Yeah just sarcasm, but thank you

Why is your dog in your mouth? I don’t get it

If you’re using Lemmy on iPhone, Memmy (application) provides this feature. It works pretty well

A service that I have to pay for AND it harvests and sells my personal data? SIGN ME UP!

I also love being there for my girlfriend to tie her shoe laces!

And boobs. Can’t forget about boobs