Wow, this made me realize I haven’t seen mayo in a glass jar in years.

When I do this I use a curly line instead of a straight line, because it feels like cheating to use a straight line for a task I didn’t do. One of my more neurotic traits haha

This is a great summary but you made me lol with “(the first time)”

Man I feel lucky, there are a ton of lightning bugs in my yard

The spotty yeety boi is so pretty but it can go fuck itself

The 5th Dimension were amazing. I really like Wedding Bell Blues and Stoned Soul Picnic, but Age of Aquarius is such an instantly recognizable song across generations :)

I never realized his waistband had elastic before.

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

I just have to say: I’m really impressed with the way you’re taking the time to educate folks in this thread!

I really don’t think this person has a vagina.

It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.

The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

I fucking love her energy haha

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

All 4 years of high school. Got them on like the third day of grade 9 and didn’t have them taken out until a couple months after high school ended.

Chocolatine or pain au chocolat?

I remember those too! Oh god I hated those.

Mine had a carpeted bathroom, which is such an obviously bad idea for a room with a bathtub in it, I still can’t imagine what they were thinking.

Yes indeed! My grandmother had one, but I don’t think it was Barbie specifically but a knockoff with dark hair. The doll had a blue dress and so she bought the blue toilet paper. I had completely forgotten about it!

Ugh or the tiny decorative soaps shaped like roses that you can’t use, they’re for decoration only, but your mom got them as a wedding favor in the '80s so the soaps and the little wicker display basket they came in have accumulated a coating of dust that can’t be removed unless you use water which rUiNs the sOaPs…

That and doilies. I really hate doilies.

Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.

“People don’t have pensions anymore?”

No, Mom, we don’t.