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What about in an urn on the mantle place?
What about in an urn on the mantle place?
After my wife.
And landfill the old ones, of course.
Water doesn’t get you drunk at all!
“Now finish your bug and we’ll get you back to your pod!”
Smartphone sales are at their lowest since 2013. Everyone has figured this out now.
I love my job. I have crippling depression, so I won’t live to retirement.
My mother would always tell us, “don’t have children, you’ll regret it.”, “They ruin your life”, “I never wanted to have children, it was your father’s idea”, “my life was so much better before you two came along”.
The EU is mandating easily replaceable batteries from 2027.
The Germans have excellent humour; in fact, they take it very seriously.
As they say, “German humour, it is no laughing matter!”
Cape Town, South Africa.
Protecting the ladies identity.
Less disastrous than the past few years.
A grid paper spiral notebook, which I photo and put into Notion. With some of the most important points typed out for searchability.
We live in a simulation, so everything has always been 100% fake.
Similarly, my ancestry ranges from Portugal to Estonia, and Sweden to South Africa (arriving in 1664, so they were Dutch 500 years ago).
It was originally developed in 2003, just as the hat started to come back. The neck beard meme seems to have come about later in the 2000’s (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming).
My wife finds it so funny when I use it for it’s “advertised purpose” on my neck and shoulders.
I can’t afford therapy. Severe childhood abuse and resulting depression isn’t something you can just get over with inspirational quotes.
Dreading work upgrading in a year or whatever. We use specialist industrial software that works poorly enough on Windows. Only the first five menu options are translated from German, and all the text is larger than the fields so one only sees the top half of the letters.