Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

The customs officer is just a box propped up by a stick

She thought she was getting the milk for free but the cows got tacked on at checkout.

All the investigators got arrested for asking, not that anyone’s seen her…

Fucksmith forges finest fuck

I think I’d be more into it if it had a more distinct bed like a big El Camino

Sir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.

Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.

https://youtu.be/Qo2w4KgphY0?si=5y1PKeRpBm_qJtQ7&t=705

How many dipshits we got on this unimatrix anyway?

Older siblings always have the coolest hand-me-downs.