Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.

Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.

DarkStar
So stupid, but if I see it pop up on any of the streaming sites, I know what I’m doing for the next hour or so.

I would complain, but to be honest, I’ve been reading every issue (digital) for free for years via my library.

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

For more information on the crack spider’s bitch…

Lousy Smarch weather…

It’s No-Mow-May.

Tell the HOAs to get stuffed and put the mower away for a few weeks.

I’ve already seen quite a few mason bees buzzing around in my yard.

I’m down $7k, so far.
I should have bailed early, but the tax hit would have been just as bad.

I’m swearing more than just bullets.

I’ve never actually owned a set of encyclopedias.

Oh fuck this… I can’t even look at my own code from a year or two ago and understand what the hell I was doing.

I learned some very basic COBOL back in high school (using punch cards), and that shit was confusing as hell.
There is no possible way that this ancient codebase could be migrated by a bunch of 20 year olds in such a short amount of time.

Makes me wonder if it would be a good idea to take down my “Hate has no home here” flag, that is prominently displayed in my yard.

We live in a very diverse neighborhood, and I’m happy to have this flag up. But I don’t need any billy-jackoffs coming around causing a fuss, or worse.

I can’t agree with this comment enough.
I finally picked this game up about six months ago. I get very little time to play, but I sneak in a short session when I can.

I told myself from the start that I wouldn’t look up any information, just let the game take me where it goes, and I’ve had a blast. Even times when it’s been an absolute bitch running back to collect my gear after getting stomped on.

Made even more sad given that, as a child, he likely received the MMR vaccine.

These fools never seem to think about that part.

I checked, but Hallmark doesn’t have a card for this.

“the days of unelected bureaucrats is over…”

Oh, like Musk?

…or he gets us into a major war we can’t win everyone loses

“I have people skills!! What the hell is wrong with you people!?”

https://youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8