I love you
I know, you piece of shit
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you meant “hamberders”
But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
I explain it by repeating what Google tells me.
He’s the president!
It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.
You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.
With enough clones I would be tempted to do it last second.
They’re just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then
Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.
That’s easy : multitasking!
You do 2 tasks at the same time, and both tasks are “sleep for 4 hours”.
So after 4 hours you’ve slept for 4 hours twice! 8 hours!
You do you, but I wouldn’t drink that stuff
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?