A 1930’s Remington mechanical typewriter. My dad used it regularly until he passed away, it still works perfectly and I’ve got a whole box of ribbons for it.

I agree, the universe definitely came first.

The truth is that using a backlit screen before bed will affect everyone differently. Try both and see which works better for you.

Almost $600? No thanks, I’ll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.