What ever happened to detentions, suspensions and expulsion?

Soft.

Schools need to start issuing “Your kid is a cunt” warnings to parents, with threats of abuse and harassment criminal charges. If public health staff won’t put up with it, why should teachers?

Parents and school won’t do shit. Call the cops. Except in America, because that will get someone shot.

I SMS my boss when I’m off sick.

ICQ was still online!?!?!

I stopped using that shit like 25 years ago. Thought died in the late 90’s

Yeah… I’m not gonna worry about it until maybe September next year.

Pirrrrrrrr = Pir^8

I need a documenter!

I have a head full of stuff that hasn’t had time to be documented, and being a single point of knowledge isn’t job security, it’s a major risk.

My code gets documented. But so much infrastructure is just held in my head as senior SysAdmin. Wherever possible I just have a ride-along “up-skilling” (works like a RAID mirror for my brain).

This is the equivalent of “Don’t improve. Lower your expectations.”

Love? It’s full of politicians and roundabouts.

Fucking Canberra has it but not the rest of us

Bro couldn’t even clean his room in 3 days.

Motherfucker!

If I was given an AI interview I would burn that place to the ground. The fucking disrespect.

It’s a fucking arrow pointing from big to small. It has a big end that goes at the big number and a small end that goes at the small number.

It couldn’t be simpler.

People still can’t remember.

I mean I get having trouble with Trig… But this ?

It’s a real reference.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

“Inscribed on it is a complaint to Ea-nāṣir about a copper delivery of the incorrect grade and issues with another delivery”

I’m on HFC … It’s all I had before NBN, it’s all that’s available now.

I’m in inner-eastern melbourne… I hope everyone that had a part in screwwing us all over steps on a Lego taking the bins out and gets garbage water in their mouth.

A massive swathe of current gen devices don’t even support it.

It won’t be a month.

Microsoft announce changes much smaller than that 4 years out and still have to give extensions.

WQ = Write and Quit Q! = quit and do nothing else

Multiline cut, copy, paste is where I forget commands.

Formatting in Word is so easy.

If this issue from 1997 is still affecting you, you probably still use Internet Explorer.

Skill issue.

No. Some of us were already there.

Lifetime Microsoft expert here, I have had machines with Linux in one flavour or another for 15+ years at least.

But for ease of use I just keep coming back to Windows… Because I know it backwards and upside down.

The structure of it makes sense to me. And I have ADHD so I have a terrible working memory and Linux relies FAR too much on command console to do anything effective.

But Linux is hands-down the better system to get away from Microsoft’s enshitification of Windows. But I personally like Windows better.

So I will always run both. But if I need to be really productive, Windows Desktop it is. If I need a server, Linux every time. (Unless it’s MS SQL or a website).

Open-source it a better interface then.

Until it’s as useful as at least Sync for Lemmy, people will use 3rd party proprietary apps

We get the option to vote by mail for free weeks in advance.

You don’t even have to get off your fat arse.