My bidet has a heated fan dryer, although I usually just TP.

it’s likely you’re here because he hid…

Will you vote for the truly fascist trump, or just throw your vote away?

Currently, this a dealbreaker for me. As in I won’t buy a vehicle that does this, or charges me a subscription fee for a built in feature like heated seats.

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)