Just turn off the oxygen and get better candidates.

He’s a redneck deer, as evidenced by the truck, therefore he does not need to wear a shirt while driving,

Photovoltaic cells are even less efficient, I think they’re somewhere between 10-20% efficient. I think the way to go would be a solar collector, like the Archimedes death ray, but much much bigger.

So what happened when he tried to plug it in?

Every time I have a problem, I just throw a Molotov cocktail and then boom, I have a different problem

Maybe you don’t…

no, not Le Mans, Lemons. it’s completely different.

I feel like drunk racing should be a sport. I mean, we have 24 hours of lemons, why not drunk racing too?

I drilled in one before, I had trouble breathing in it and ended up taking it off to get some fresh air every now and then. I guess it’s a good thing we weren’t in an actual environment where they were necessary, because I’d have probably died

Coersion. For example, “if you don’t have sex with me right now, we’re breaking up/I’m divorcing you/I’m going to ruin your life by doing xyz.” And when you say no, she’ll threaten to call the cops on you for some made up bullshit, but they’ll believe her over you because she’s the woman and you’re the man.

Also, you don’t have to be erect to have someone force you into performing sex acts. She could force you to perform oral on her, she could grope you, she could even penetrate you.

But if this happens to you, fight back.

Thank you for reminding me of my nightmare fuel.

I’d say you should steep them for up to a year, that way you get all the taste.

i mean, if you consider tea to be leaves soaked in water until the flavor comes out, then clogged up gutter water is tea.

i actually thought that there was a 7 year old gang member on his tv. is blood a new slang for beef or something?

i had this happen to me while working IT:

user has problem.

User takes a picture of error message on phone. User sends photo to her email. User Downloads photo from email. User creates word document. User loads photo into the word document.

User prints word document. User sends the printed document to my office by internal mail. Document arrives next day. User calls me to make sure I got it, and explains her issue to me over the phone. Error message she took a picture of is just completely useless information that didn’t help me when troubleshooting issue.

high functioning sociopath.

The navy has its own air force and it’s better than the actual air force

Ah, got it, thanks

I didn’t see anything that would match on pussy there though

my doggo is an old scent hound. He’s mostly deaf and can’t see very well, but that snoot of his is in full operation whenever we go for a walk. He has to smell every single thing. and if it’s something he likes, he’ll bark at the smell.