We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
When does it happen? I’m 53, and still obsessed with software development and technology in general. Moving to the country sound like it’s nice and quiet, but too far away from urban things I enjoy.
Oh no, a leopard ate my face!
Nah, he disappeared in a puff of logic because of the babel fish.
Great, now I need to play some peggle
Whelp, we all lose eventually
I think it is an old PC with WordStar
It’s like wiping a marker
Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.
The trick with any meme text is the outline stroke. Without it, even impact is illegible on the wrong background.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaawwwww
Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory
egs
It is a retirement savings plan that most employers offer. You put money in it from your pay period into it, and it is taken out pre-tax, as in your taxes are calculated from your pay during that period after the retirement deduction is taken out (other things are pre-tax also, but 401k is one of them)
John F Kennedy International is an airport in New York City
I’m 52 and hate mowing yards. Most other people my age are also obsessed with their lawns or simply “enjoy getting out and working on the yard”
There few things worse than doing yard work. I think dying is one of them, maybe.
Anyways, yeah we have a yard. We try to keep various bushes and wildflowers as we can. We go as log as possible in early spring to not mow and get all the clover and stuff to bring the bees and like insects over.
As for mowing, I pay someone 50 dollars every 2 weeks to keep it not looking like crap.
My father-in-law, who lives with us, used to do most of the gardening and lawn stuff. He is too old now to do any of it. He’s always trying to get the rest of the people in the house to do stuff in the yard. I keep telling him "you know you are the only one who really gives a shit on how ‘nice’ the yard looks. My only goal is to keep the city and neighbors off our back, that’s it.’
EDIT: Also neighbors seem intent on having a single uniform grass breed and obsessed with having no weeds. Nah, I have all the grasses and weeds. I have a neighbor down the street who is always just HAND PULLING weeds out of her lawn. Like hours and hours of it. I mean… wat
A normal Borderland weapon proccing