Poor little guy starved to death.

That sounds really boring.

His record is pretty good. The problem is he’s terrible at communicating that.

I think it’s important to note that the fascist is also a geezer.

Yeah, I noticed it didn’t have a place to put headrests, so it was more of a “if this car had been designed with headrests” sorta thing.

Maybe we can’t, but we can certainly not vote and make things much worse!

Oh, really?

Times have changed a lot since then.

*or it gets the geezer fascist again

But unironically yes.

Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘so.’ Bloody Yank!”

Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”

Later -

Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”

Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”

No. He was not lucid, just loud.

Serious answer: the plural of “moose” is “moose,” not “mooses.”

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

America wants Europeans to stay out of American business

I don’t. Please send help!

In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.

In reality, we can’t even be bothered to do that.

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

It definitely pushes some people to fascists - that’s how Hitler came to power, after all - but not necessarily all. Unfortunately, our very broken electoral system gives fascists a built-in advantage, as the GOP is severely overrepresented in the government.

People will memory hole it IF Biden does better in the future. The last thing that happened is always the only thing that matters in US elections.