He also dated Grace Jones. Prime human indeed.
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There are some women who want exactly that kind of man. OTOH, even around the reddest part of Florida, most women put something on their dating profile to reject those men. Dated more than ever during the pandemic, yeah, weird, I know, but here’s what I saw and heard.
- Profiles outright saying MAGA can fuck off.
- Profiles saying either they’re “not political” or “no politics”. That’s a dog whistle for no MAGA (more on that).
- Plainly stated liberal views, again, no MAGA.
- Laughingly told one woman before we went out that I was pretty redneck. “Uh, just how redneck?” “I fucking loathe Trump if that’s what you mean.” “OH! Whew. OK.”
- More than one date told me guys either went OFF about Trump or went off on THEM about Trump, on the first date.
- Either they gently probed me on politics or flat out refused to speak of it, at least until they knew for sure I wasn’t MAGA. See note about about first dates.
Despite being a middle-aged white guy, my looks and profile were clearly, to me anyway, liberal. Did quite well! LOL, friends and neighbors were making fun of me regarding all the women in and out the house. (That wasn’t on purpose, most just didn’t work out.) As I said, there were a handful of profiles saying “conservatives only, no liberals”. Given the politics of the region, those were shockingly rare.
I can only imagine that going red ain’t working out so well for incels. And the downward spiral continues.
EDIT: I worked hard on the meme. Please clap.
- shalafi@lemmy.worldtoClimate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.net•The National Weather Service issues Alaska’s first ever heat advisoryEnglish1·1 day ago
I’m 54 and it was regularly 100F+ in Oklahoma in the 80s.
- shalafi@lemmy.worldtoPeople Twitter@sh.itjust.works•The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million peopleEnglish14·1 day ago
No. The Holocaust was 6 million Jews. There were plenty more Slavs, Poles, gays, disabled (mentally and physically), political prisoners, etc. Hard to get numbers as everything you read is focused on Jews, which were indeed the majority.
‘The girls are fighting, aren’t they?’ is an AOC quote.
Read the comments above mine. FFS, they’re thinking AC units require “A sprawling yard” or rural houses with lots of land. If ya got 1sq/m, you got room.
Me moving to the South:
“Red bugs.”
“Chiggers?”
“Yes. Red bugs.”
“Are we talking about the same thing?!”
You got me considering an unshielded, focused/directed microwave beam. And then my dumbass realized I had reinvented the MASER (Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation).
So, why aren’t defenders using those?
Did you know where you were held?
- shalafi@lemmy.worldtoShitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca•(Thought this would fit here too) A Polish jalapeño pastryEnglish3·4 days ago
I don’t much care. Insects are insanely clean animals. Have to be or their exoskeleton gets jacked.
Still, I have an illogical ick about bugs walking on my food more so than landing on it.
You and the commenter above are blowing my mind. How much land do you think an HVAC unit requires?! You simply install it on the north side of the house/apartment/whatever, out of the sun.
Say what? They sit on 1 sq. meter slabs. Are you thinking HVAC units are the size of RVs?!
LOL no. Where do you live? Sure isn’t south of the Mason-Dixon line or southwest of the Rockies. Only people in warm areas without central HVAC are in old houses where no one has been able to afford the installation.
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Now is hardly the time to talk about banning guns.
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I’m not afraid to skinny dip in the creek, so if you catch me, you get it all.
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This seems a weird turn! Fine by me.
LOL, that was my Akita when grandma (mom) took him. Long story, couldn’t keep him any longer. “Shalafi, I am NOT going to take that dog!” Well, she did. 130lbs. of black bear wandering around the house.
After hip surgery: “Oh Shalafi! He’s just too big! He might knock me down!” Guess who got knocked down when I came home to visit. Beast knocked me flat while not laying so much as a whisker on her walker. Didn’t so much as brush her walker with that monster tail. In a 8’x 8’ entryway. That was something to witness. From the ground.
“Oh he just barks and barks when strange men come around the house! I don’t know what to do with him!” Yeah, bet you hate having a dog with the lungs of a dragon going off at “strange men about the house”. 🙄 Yoshi sounded like some Resident Evil shit going down on the other side of the door.
He did stress her out by plopping down on the freezing concrete patio and refusing to come in, even covered in snow. “Mom, they were raised in northern Japan to hunt bears. He’s LOVING this!” LOL, did not compute for her.
And being an Akita, he was perfectly patient and loving with little ones. Slammed a bottle of gin and cried forever the night mom told me he was gone. Gods I got funny stories about that animal.
Pretty sure my .22s have a larger bore, and I have a shitload.
Funny story:
Black dude runs up in the local redneck bar and starts waving a BB pistol around. “You’re money and your jewelry!”, kinda talk. People were like, whatever dude, that’s a BB gun. “I’m fucking serious!” One the guys playing pool walked up behind him and clocked him over the skull with the blunt end of a pool stick. Fin.
Cooling down means it’s breaking down and no longer plutonium.
Doesn’t even have to be a full-on suit! Nice clothes that fit will drive a woman mad. I think this pic is pretty damned hot. I cheated however, the top parts are women’s clothes as they’re cut better. Also, those tops were a total of $5 at the thrifts.
tl;dr: Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.