The admin at my first job did this but with an excel spreadsheet. They were old school and didn’t “trust” DHCP.

Do a search online for paper mache. I think that’s what you want.

I like looking at women.

That was true for some of the early projects. I doubt that they actually develop any of their tech from scratch now. It’s way easier to just buy it from someone else

The other 5% are less than worthless