sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

heh everything is fine

I remember in 2021 our soil was just better. This year it looks crumbly and like coffee grounds. A lot of Asian jumping worms too, possibly the reason why

Not my problem

I think users should embrace data harvesting and passively run chatGPT powered bots to generate more mindless data

“we will harvest your DNA and put a literal implant into your brain”

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

not my problem

let 'em cook

lmao why are they still even investigating this

it’s not like they’re going to do anything about it

Honestly I hope he gets it

and I hope a Muslim immigrant stabs him a week after he’s released

Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

something so salty it’s called maldon

this dimension isn’t real

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

was the USSR very low on car infrastructure? I honestly don’t know so I’m asking (I know they had great train stations too)

why do actual communist planned economy nations have such great train stations (and aesthetics in general)

this title is just

i still can’t believe this is real

and senses are real bc they’re reproducible

I see john get cut and he says owie
I get cut and it also feels like owie

therefore if john shoots himself and dies I can expect that to do the same thing

unless you’re saying that my very conception of john, my visual image of him, is all solipsistic and derived from my own mental dreamworld, as are everything else in my life. In that case I would say damn I’m heckin smart and got a big brain. I used to think about this when I was little and I would imagine myself sitting on a big rock in space, and I’d wake up and realize that everything (my family friends etc) were all a dream, and the reality was just me, this moonrock I was sitting on, and the black galaxy around me

how do you know your senses are valid and not solipsistic

if I’m the only real person on earth and everyone else is NPCs that means my senses are even more reliable and valid

A Nazi government is all or nothing

all or nothing literally doesn’t exist in nature

except in the brains of ultras