I want it - but only for nefarious reasons.

What are the odds they were included in that chat on purpose?

Wait - headline unclear. Are they calling the task force domestic terrorism?

No need to wonder!

The full Republican platform: https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/republican-party-platform-1956

The full Democratic platform: https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/1956-democratic-party-platform

Dan Savage had some good advice a while back:

Your awkward/repulsive stage will pass. In the meantime, here’s what you need to do: worry less about getting your young teenage self laid and start thinking about getting your 18- or 20-year-old self laid. Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you’ll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you’re interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you’ll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them.

It is much easier to talk to someone when you have something to talk about.

It kinda looks distressed. But also cute. I gotta get down to AU sometime soon…

Wut.

I heard shaving cream can damage car paint. It would be a real bummer if someone had a shaving cream fight near a dealership and some of it got on the cars to sit overnight.

Many democracies form coalitions between smaller parties to create a majority voting block - the US just does it before the election.

I think Eleanor Shellstrop captured it best:

Yeah, in America everyone DOES whatever they want, society DID break down, it’s terrible, and it’s great! You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you, there are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery you just beg for money on the Internet! It’s the perfect system!"

Laptop computer. I used to travel for work and got used to working without a keyboard and mouse, and sometimes working without a desk and chair (consulting is classy!).

I’m a parent and do not agree with this approach. Everyone should behave in public - and kids should practice so they can learn. At home, my kids get to behave like animals and we do things where they can behave like kids, like trampoline park, zoo, the arcade, etc. When we are out at places where the kids should behave, we bring them iPads and headphones so they are able to make it through the activity. But it is just rude to let your kid intrude and ruin a dinner, museum, movie, etc for others.

OMG. Which AI tool produced this?

Congrats! I deeply regret not investing in beanie babies when I had the chance.

Whip It by Devo, which struck me as hilarious as a kid. And I hadn’t even seen the video!

Yup, actual formula. Might not even be the most offensive one in the spreadsheet.

Obviously three wolf moon.

Multiple things formatted to look like tables, but not actually tables. And they are summing like every 13th cell. It is wild over here.

I dunno what to tell you, man. You reap what you sow.

Dumb question: Is that because there are far fewer people without documentation than expected?