Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie’s heart away, And I got Sidney’s leg.” - The Teleportation Blues
“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”
“What role did you get? How did you get it?”
Hold my 401k, I’m goin’ in!
“Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza.”
“Hot or cold.”
“Hot.”
“Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs.”
“Uh, the log ones I guess.”
“Coward.”
“You want me to play a robot? But I want to show off my acting range!”
“Don’t worry, you’ll also get to play two other robots and a couple of old guys!”
“Aaass yoooou–” *squish*
cries in broadcom wireless card not supported
*dabs corners of mouth with a cloth napkin*
*erupt like Vesuvius*
“You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let’s do it one more time while we’re on the phone together… oh, it’s working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye.”
“Silly kitty, you shouldn’t dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!”
From now on, I will always think of regular Bowser as “Meat Bowser”.
“What is… a ‘Puppy Bowl?’”
Ah, must be a morning person.
Is an ass-wagon something you’d use to haul ass?
“If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request.”
Months later…
Tuvok: “Captain, I must object…”
Janeway: “Ugh, I should have left you in Tuvix.”
Tuvok: “… I beg your pardon?”
“You have much pain… share it with me.”