Bad enough we’re being ruled by fascists. Did they have to be stupid fascists, on top of that?

If you’re a high-ranking official, try not to send subspace messages while blitzed on Romulan Ale.

Gotta be careful, the part left behind looks sharp.

I was talking to someone the other day who was really gung-ho about carbon capture technology. I listened patiently, and then asked: “You mean like trees?” Which set him off talking about using genetically modified algae for carbon capture, which is a neat idea, I guess, but the impression I got was that there’s just no money in planting more trees so he wasn’t interested in them.

It is a sad story:

When Alana started a website for lonely people struggling to find love, she had no idea it would become linked to a community of hate and anger directed at women, which would ultimately lead to the deaths of several innocent people in her home city.

• https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45284455

love
angel
music
baking

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Happy birthday, Jimmy Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Take of your pants
And slide on the ice

-Dr. Sidney Freedman

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Turns out if you give them that speech, they assume you are ordering a Baconator.

Bag? Oh, like a sack!

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

Very demure.

Might also be a good idea to stay away from CARmilla.