TacoTroubles

Bruhs paying top dollar for tap water in a fancy bottle

The opinions of imaginary and very close-minded italians do not concern me and should not bother you as well.

Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night

Hah that spell only works on me when im trying to fall asleep

I dont have a preference as long as there aren’t excessive acronyms or at least explaining what the acronyms stand for. Im not trying to decode three letter mysteries all throughout a person’s writing.

That’s fair, I enjoy watching them act like jerks and then getting their comeuppance for being jerks.

Okay ill bite, why do you hate its always sunny?

Hes got that lizard robot strength

I feel seen

I was a chicken tender for a few years

Body: Nah I’d win

Ahh finally equality!

But no one on alderaan is working any more? Thats 100% unenployment? Sad. many such cases

Nice try FBI

You’re pleasent…

Only when there’s a cat sleeping on someone’s lap

Yummy! Now I want onions too

YYYYYYYABBBBAAA DAB BAH DOOOO

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

Idk if it will fit your vibe, but I’ll always take the opportunity to shout out Astonishing Legends.