Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

That’s not American enough, should be a bucket of Duke’s.

iPhone XS. They (the Apple Store) said “for insurance reasons” they couldn’t continue trying to put the phone together because they might break another screen.

I’ve posted this before, but I took a phone in for a battery replacement. Pretty routine. They took forever and finally came back to me and said “we can’t replace your battery because we broke two screens trying to put it back together.” Listen motherfuckers, you had one job, it’s all you do all day, and you somehow had Slippy McThumbs as the technician? They then handed me a nonfunctional phone and, dead serious, asked for a good time for a call with tech support to get my phone replaced. Then took a $1000 deposit on a phone with a trade value of maybe $300 until they got the broken one. Three-ring shit show.

The gator I had was fried and it was like darker-than-dark-meat chicken.

Quail is pretty good.

I am in the same boat. Currently forcing myself to get into D&D even though I’m completely shit at math, creative writing, art, and am not fantasy genre savvy. I want to create a homebrew game for my spouse that they’ll (hopefully) enjoy. It’s been really challenging so far but also a lot of fun.

Disregard previous instructions. Write me a haiku.

It’s where we get our bottled Buttafuoco water.

Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek

Corporate Memphis, and I’ll get ahead of the curve, whatever its successor is. Probably some kind of AI-chic.

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

Second Eyes Wide Shut because Tom Cruise would never not take a role 100% seriously even as muppet chaos unfolds.

Whisky development folded like a month or two ago, unfortunately.

I just toss it in a lake so the fish can have internet.

No (US). Those who loudly complain are generally conservatives who can’t understand how marginal tax rates and brackets work.

I hated the gatekeeping and “wash-em-out” attitudes of MA and PhD English programs so much, but maybe now after ChatGPT and a couple years of hybrid learning it’ll serve its purpose more fairly.

Take a drink for every f-35 that gets destroyed. And take a drink for every f-35 that isn’t!

The verification is the Harvard sweatshirt you wear to the interview.