trabpukcip [he/him]

At the “Grand canyon caverns” in northern Arizona, there are claw marks from a giant sloth who fell into the caves from a hole at ground level and clawed desperately to the walls trying to get out. They tell that story on the tour

Pee is stored in the Carolinas

I like that the radio dials/screen look like a paw

In general, similar to Thai restaurants, Indian restaurants in the US all have the same ~10 things on the menu, so our exposure to the diversity of Indian cuisine is actually really limited to mostly northern Indian dishes.

In the US, a lot of Indian food is served buffet-style, so you walk around and slop different colored mushes on your plate, which can be kinda unappetizing. And some of them aren’t that good.

It’s very vegetable based, and Americans are meat babies.

Spices, Americans don’t like em. Strong smells can be off-putting to the sensitive cracker palette

Racism/orientalism

Thomas Riker would like a word