you have no idea, the depths of my laziness… the vast wastelands of me not trying hard…

amazing! what other topics do you not want to watch a video about?

tell me more about how you don’t want to watch a video

you click the enter key…

“no, you’re thicc”… then explain to her it’s the most popular body type by today’s beauty standards… which fluctuates and health and happiness are all that matters… and youd love her if she was a brain in a jar, but she happens to be really hot… something like that
also, get an Australian Cattle Dog… that’ll force ya’ll to be more active…

law of large numbers: it’s probably fairly representative

you’re entirely correct, but what people are also missing is: if the weather’s nice, getting outside and pushing carts is a welcome break to the fluorescent lights and other drudgery of the store…
anyone who’s ever actually worked a retail job will tell you that going outside every once in a while is pretty nice.
picking up trash in the rain sucks, but pushing a cart is leisurely compared to whatever else they’ll have you do.

my mnemonics are:
e.g. = egxample, i.e. = in eother words

strange funny, not haha funny…,