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ElCanut@jlai.lu to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Nice gloves

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Nice gloves

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Can we be sure that’s not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z’s and they’re notorious ass eaters.

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      This guy enlists

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        Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%

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      deleted by creator

      • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        BTW your spoiler tag didn’t work.

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          Weird, I was seeing it ok on my end. Just gonna delete it then, don’t want to hit people with that unwarned

          • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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            spoiler looks like this on lemmy, maybe that format works only for your app

            
            ::: spoiler spoiler
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            spoiler

            content

          • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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            No problem. I thought it was amusing, but figured you’d want to know since you intended it to be under a spoiler tag.

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              Definitely appreciated. Hornyposting is fun but like, don’t want to accidentally hit anyone with it who wouldn’t want to see, you know?

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          Works on my machine

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        Sir, this is an enlistment office.

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    Not just “I eat ass,” but “I eat ass <3”

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      Ah, crisis averted then

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    Removed by mod

    • ElCanut@jlai.luOP
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      “The Army, get your ass eaten, blow up the other’s”

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        Navy

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    I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.

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      Like “RENEW BEFORE 2005” ?

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        Well yes but more too!

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    Peak blue collar welder humor there

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    I mean, it’s the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he’s not half bad looking, and while I’ve only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I’d partake in it again.

    Not enough to join up but if he’s at port…

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    So, you are saying that he’s in the navy?!

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    Grinding away!

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      *Grindr-ing away!

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    Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.

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