• SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Detective 1: Whaddya got, Johnson?

      Detective 2: Weeeeelllllll, looks like Mr.Paxton was killed by a bunch of pigs

      Detective 1: What!? But Ken Paxton was a huge law and order politician! He fully supported law enforcement! Why, the only union to support him was the police union. Why in the world would any cop, let alone several, want to kill him?

      Detective 2: …

      Detective 1: …

      Detective 2: Jesus Murphy, it was wild hogs

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        You know you’re a fucked up asshole when the only union to support you is the cop gangunion.