KERRVILLE, TX—Offering an added incentive in the hopes of enticing the young man to sign up for the military, U.S. Army recruiter Henry “Tex” Teevens revealed during a job fair Thursday that he had a bound, gagged civilian that 18-year-old Milo Carnes could shoot right now if he enlisted. “Yeah, buddy, I got one right…
I feel like I’ve seen an immediate increase in quality and especially bite to the Onion since their acquisition by the fans earlier this year. It’s awesome!