seahorse [Ohio]
I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance
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Cake day: August 4th, 2021
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- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•LAPD Starts YouTube Channel for Rubber Bullet TrickshotsEnglish54·28 days ago
I legit had to check to see if this was the Onion when I read the headline.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo”English2·2 months ago
I no dust buster anymore!
Lol why would the Rs stop him? They want this too. We told the dems what we wanted and they shifted right.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•What if we kissed under the Culver's (butterburgers & frozen custard) sign?English2·4 months ago
Not as smooth as the Culver’s frozen custard
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'English18·4 months ago
I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo UsersEnglish20·4 months ago
Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish2·5 months ago
No problem! Appreciate the tip
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish2·5 months ago
I’m on desktop
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish7·5 months ago
He’s a jalapeno. On a stick.
(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•Hang the jerk who invented workEnglish3·5 months ago
You got it!
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•CEO of antifa is exemptEnglish1·5 months ago
We are all CEOs of antifa
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•CEO of antifa is exemptEnglish2·5 months ago
Wait what is e-gaming? I don’t game so sorry lol.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•CEO of antifa is exemptEnglish61·5 months ago
E-gaming? Guy has to be a chud.
water pipe
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmenEnglish47·5 months ago
American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value
lmao
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoMemes@midwest.social•He's in a lifted truck I'm sure he'd be thrilled if you showed himEnglish191·6 months ago
In Ohio where I live only 2 of my (~20) firearms are legit registered and those are NFA items so they need to be. There’s no registry outside the NFA.
- seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And CryingEnglish13·6 months ago
“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”
Rainbow hair like a clown wig so we know not to take them seriously?