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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining

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Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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LOS ANGELES—Teasing several juicy details on the heels of their recent $1 billion purchase of the franchise, Amazon officials announced Friday that the next James Bond film would feature the famed spy facing off against the threat of collective bargaining. “We here at Amazon are so thrilled to bring James Bond back to the big screen, […]
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    Bozo is already a bond villain.

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    The 007 silhouette behind him looks like his head is turned to the side with a silly haircut

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      … and an earring dangling from his non-existent glasses.

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        I thought he had a tear running down his cheek.

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    That would be an accurate depiction of MI6, so obviously this is fake. Don’t need the Onion label here tbh

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    Bond is old shit now and outdated spy crap. Now that bezos owns it I will never watch a bond film again.

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