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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon's day at the beach

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Anon's day at the beach

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    FYI, you probably aren’t a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you’re doing.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    I’m legit surprised stuff like this doesn’t have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

    I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

    • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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      This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they’re getting into.

      I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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        The horror.

        I’m all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

        • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM
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          People have forgotten how to have fun.

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      I get all of these from r9k and it’s really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

  • Franklin@lemmy.world
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    Most normal 4channer

  • boatsnhos615@lemmings.worldBanned
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    You ever bust a nut underwater? I’m just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

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      Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all…

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        So inside a vagina or ass or just underwater??

        • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Doesn’t really matter. The lubricants get washed away, making for an uncomfortable ride for everyone involved.

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            It’s terrible, I did the hot tub thing once and never again

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              Yup my wife and I got part way into it and we’re like “this sucks no thanks.”

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    I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.

    • Seraph@fedia.io
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      Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you’re that much of a goon.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

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      deleted by creator

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Have you heard of sounding?

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      step 1: jerk off in the ocean

      step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

      step 3: fisherman catches fish

      step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

      Later virgins 😎

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    That’s the worst pepe I’ve ever seen (and yes, I’ve seen the market.)

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    Karma’s a bitch

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    I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

    I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

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      Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn’t a one way road if something is looking for a host.

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        Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa’uld.

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