I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.
Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”
Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.
It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”
You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.
That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.
Women love sex, but there are social repercussions for women that enjoy sex and ‘give it up’ easy. Also, as the physically weaker partner they often don’t get to have the sort of sex they want to be having, instead having to lay there and get violently rammed into for 5 minutes.
Good start
hmm
aaaand derailed
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
"Are you down…:
What a shame — I kinda love it
What about
If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That’s a grudgin
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be
It’s the republic not the empire
Sorry I’ll leave now
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!
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Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.
Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”
Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.
Not sure I can believe any of the text because anon wasn’t immediately told to stay the fuck away or worse, and blocked.
She doesnt need to know the exact meaning, “I’m into you and want to do x with/to you” is clear enough that anon has romantic or sexual intent.
That anon got a not utterly revolted response to that hailmary is more an indication that the interest is mutual than not I’d say
Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.
It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”
You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.
Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.
That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.
Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.
Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid…
Oh we’re definitely interested in men. Your experiences otherwise are solely to do with your personality, not your gender
I’m not referring to my experiences, but a poll I heard about.
Good luck with thinking you’re gonna make me feel bad.
Women love sex, but there are social repercussions for women that enjoy sex and ‘give it up’ easy. Also, as the physically weaker partner they often don’t get to have the sort of sex they want to be having, instead having to lay there and get violently rammed into for 5 minutes.
Bro I am a bottom. Don’t tell me that.
Than your issue is your potential sexual selection is an unnaturally small number for the same societal reasons