• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Its the cats that we don’t deserve.

    They just happen, they adopt us, use us as slaves, indoctrinate us in a cat worshipping cult, …

    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Cats are ancient aliens. That’s why Egyptians worshipped them, that’s why their pee glows and why their scratches and bites are so toxic. They’re not of this earth. Don’t trust them! They’re trying to take over and they’re being allowed to win!!