It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    …to completion…

    Interesting specificity.

    Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.