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cm0002@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

The Poop Gauntlet!

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The Poop Gauntlet!

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    That pool is a giant toilet. Just saying.

    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      Those sharks are in for a treat.

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        Some folk prefer to only eat the filling.

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        Left shark :(

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          I forgot about that meme!

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      Most people are definitely going to shit themselves in the water. Horrible idea.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        Maybe that’s my kink

      • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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        Great idea you mean! That’s what keeps the sharks away!

    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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      Aqua dump.

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    I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, “Well, do you want to go shopping or something?”

    “NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!” I have no idea what she was thinking.

    I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So…thanks?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?

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    Joke’s on them - I’d be squatting off the edge of the starting platform.

    99.9% chance a contestant is gonna end up soiling the water anyway, so they’re already prepared for that, and I can’t get eaten by the sharks if I’m not in there with them.

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    Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.

    • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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      You’d probably want to stagger the doses for the competitors

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        Won’t clean the water though lol

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    Anywhere can be a toilet, if you are desperate enough.

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  • PDFuego@lemmy.world
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    “What are these people running from? They’re not! They’re running TO…”

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    Who knew that inside Takeshi’s Castle, there was a porcelain throne?

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    Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

    • rustydomino@lemmy.world
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      Right you are, Ken!

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    Toilet schmoilet. Imma fling a poo through the flaming ring. See if I can hit the announcer.

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Who Poop Last?!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Certainly better than what I first imagined reading the title.

    “WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN MY GAUNTLETS?!” - Knight getting ready for battle

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    Veterans and any serious athletes’ major advantage: you’re gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time’s probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.

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    I could win, ass like a blast door.

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      Poop like a lightsaber

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