• Pistcow@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Coworker: I’m leaving early for a funeral.

    Me:(Not listening) Have fun!

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      10 months ago

      TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I’ll check in with each of you later.
      Co-worker 1: Thanks
      Co-worker 2: Bye
      Co-worker 3: See you all later
      Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.

  • pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    It’s all about the phrasing.

    Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.

    “Butt dial.” Vs. “Booty call”

    And

    “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” Vs. “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.”

  • vierbl00m@feddit.de
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    10 months ago

    Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol

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    10 months ago

    My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:

    “Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years”

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      10 months ago

      Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.

      “1,440 minutes” 👍